i just watched the music video for Rude for the first time even though I swore to myself I wouldn’t and now I’m using this voodoo doll to get rid of the band “MAGIC!” and really hoping magic exists.

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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My favorite way to dismiss anything in a professional setting is

*fart sound*