January 2010
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My Life is Liz
looks gay.
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“I would send her a picture of my dick and a pack of bubble gum and say...”
– Ronnie
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Dear MTV: Can Snookie please get a dating show?...
itsalwayssunny:
orangealert:
Charlie Kelly...
I bet money
mattsdrunk:
That i will forget its new years and miss the ball drop. any takers?
That means you’re doing it right.
Carry on.
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“Thats why I don’t eat lobster because it’s like alive when you kill...”
– Snookie
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They still call her "snickers" hahaha
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The Situation is always tryin' to bring the ladies...
No matter WHO got punched in the face.
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“Fists are for fist pumping not for punching.”
– Snookie
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Snookie's Facepunch: The Aftermath.
ITS ON ITS ON!
Im not doing anything tonight
because I Westchester is boring and I’m sick and I miss school and…I miss Long Island.
I never, ever thought I would say that. Things that used to be fun at home now seem dumb. I think I grew out of this place and I grew out of my old friends. So being home curled up in bed seems way more appealing than having to awkwardly sit in someone’s living room or freeze my ass off with...
This music is horrible. Megadeth is one of the...
(via alvareo)
All I got from this was:
You and your boyfriend have the same name. You and your boyfriend have the same name. You and your boyfriend have the same name. You and your boyfriend have the same name. You and your boyfriend have the same name.
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Interview I did with Family Force Five at my first...
December 2009
My shift at anthro was cancelled due to a buttload of snow. I feel terribly sick but i have to clean the bathroom. Grr.
S.O.S.
synecdoche:
DEAR INTERNET -(STOP)- IT IS SNOWING IN NEW YORK -(STOP)- I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE MY HOUSE -(STOP)- PLEASE SEND ME CHAMPAGNE -(STOP)- XOXO PILOT
telegram reblog
Brazilian family wants to bring boy back from US →
What a bunch of idiots. HE’S NOT YOUR KID.
What is with this bullshit snow?
I have things to do today.
Tumblr is full of 15 year old girls talking about...
ew.
new years resolution: dump my boyfriend and turn...
abbikadabra:
have sex with 80 guys by february
I'm not pro-abortion, I'm pro-choice.
johnwilkestooth:
clitorisaurus:
cookieslaughter:
captainoo:
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE PEOPLE. I clearly stated in my about me that I’m PRO-CHOICE not pro-abortion.
I know! I try to explain to people sometimes… that saying pro-abortion is totally a misconception. This is the smartest thing I’m seen on Tumblr in awhile, because I can totally relate to people like, “OMG UR PRO-ABORTION.” Nobody...
in the video project theres me singing 'you da...
(via stephaniechrist)
This needs to be uploaded to tumblr for the world to see. Do it.
Is there going to be a "retarded sister" meme?
umm making fun of samm's sister is horrible cause...
(via imthecookiemonster)
I LOVE THE INTERNET!
OMG
sammspeaksout:
Can you guys like seriously like stop . I didnt even submit myself into that cute tumblr people thing . My retarded sister did . This is my place to express myself . Its not a joke .
YOUR RETARDED SISTER? RETARDED SISTER?
im going to shoot myself in the neck
stephaniechrist:
my video project for history is supposed to be 10 minutes long and its only 5 minutes oh sweet baby jesus come save me
PLAY IT TWICE PLAY IT TWICE
every single thing on my dash is about...
(via maybeimdreaming)
Who/what is that?
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I SHOULDA LEFT MY PHONE* AT HOME CUZ THIS IS A...
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Movies I got at the library today:
1) Star Trek 2) Marley and Me 3) Confessions of a Shopaholic 4) Madea Goes To Jail Are you laughing at me? Because IM laughing at me.
LOL @ the Taco Bell commercials during the George...
“FTP. You know what that means? FUCK THAT PUTO.”
– George Lopez
Fact: I care more about The Rev's death and...
(via seniorslobberface)
Fact: Millions of musically retarded teenagers are now heartbroken because the shitty drummer to their favorite band is dead.
I don't get this generation. You think it's ok to...
justanotherprettylie:
And to make fun of the people who are hurt by their death.
That’s really fucked up
OH MY GOD ITS THE INTERNET.
Get over it.
President Obama, It's Time To Fire the TSA →
studentloansforbeermoney:
“So what has the TSA done in response to the attempted attack? They’ve told airlines to make passengers stay in their seats during the last hour of flight. They’ve made it verboten for passengers to hold anything in their laps, again only during the last hour of flight. Perhaps most hilariously telling, they’ve forbidden pilots from announcing when a plane is flying...