November 2010
CBS fired the entire on air staff of the Early... →
benewavvy asked: I SEE WHAT YOURE DOING
I hate you because I can't laugh right now in class.
I hate you because I can't laugh right now in class.
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bocagrande asked: BLEACH YOUR HAIR.
benewavvy asked: I'm not gonna do my paper.
You're not my real mom.
You're not my real mom.
I have an interview at noon with MTV
They randomly emailed me saying they kept my resume from last semester. Remember what happened last time? Let’s see how this one goes…
Walk into an Urban Outfitters
Go straight to the sale section.
"I sent this bitch a picture of my diiiiiick. I...
Kanye West is relevant to my life.
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Spanish woman claims to own the Sun. →
I will root for this woman forever. Spanish people rightfully own everything in the universe.
Blossom is on What Not To Wear
She’s still wearing clothes from her show. Dude. Seriously?
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Invader Zim underwear at Hot Topic
Im considering buying this to scare Ryan.
"Im not going to bed right now. Im going to...
That commercial is insane.
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Dear Josh (From Drake and Josh)
You were funnier when you’re fat. Just saying.
Black Friday Recap
2 Victoria’s Secret Bras (buy one get one half off)
5 Victoria’s Secret panties. (I had a coupon hehe)
Blossom Tea gift set for my grandma from Teavana
2 American Apparel hoodies (one for me, one as a gift. I had a groupon gift card)
Nail Polish
Turkey Club at Au Bon Pain
I am everything I hate in the world.
BUT I HAVE LOTS OF NEW SEXY UNDERWEAR. HATAZ TO THE LEFT.
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Black Friday
Waking up at 6am. Fighting some bitches for deals.
It is literally 52 degrees in my grandmas house
Old people do not turn on the heat. If I die here at least my body will be preserved.
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I'm gonna prove how hip and cultured i am by not...
I mean like, all those people died right?
That’s so not cool.
So I’m going to comment on every thanksgiving post with something super snarky. The Internet must know how hip and socially aware I am.