January 2011
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WatchHappy new yeerz
December 2010
Just got a facebook invite for New Years @ McHebes
I would rather eat poop than spend NEW YEARS EVE at McHebes.
Accidentally swallowed my gum
Now a gum tree is gonna grown in my belly.
Things I can't wait to do when I get to Boston:
Scream: “NOT YOU! NOT YOU! AND NOT YOU!” at people. Thats what they do up there, right?
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TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
This song is playing on the bus right now. Go Beyonce.
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The guy next to me waiting for the bus...
“Fuck I forgot the Four Loko”
BRB Boston for New Years
ILL BE RIGHT THERE RYAN! <3
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I don't trust people who wear Ugg boots.
I felt the same way. But then I found a pair that actually looked like boots. They have a zipper. AND THEY ARE SO WARM AND COMFY.
My dog is farting on my bed.
He weighs like 8 pounds but his farts are probably the grossest thing I’ve ever had to smell. How does such a tiny little thing produce such a gross stench?
I guess this is growing up
mattgorman:
The classic rock station we listen to at work regularly plays Counting Crows, Gin Blossoms, and Dave Matthews Band.
The sad part is that the radio station has done extensive research in your market and research showed that people wanted to hear THOSE artists on a classic rock station. This is a sad, cold world we live in.
girlyoulion replied to your post: Just curious. What are your thoughts about Barruch College and its students?
I go to Baruch* and it’s pretty great.
There you go, anon.
Anonymous asked: Just curious. What are your thoughts about Barruch College and its students?
Anonymous asked: Just curious. What are your thoughts about Barruch College and its students?
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dsfjhdsjhkdhkdhkdshfsdkfhdsf!!! WHAT IS AIR? THIS. I cant even. Im just going to leave this here… I just wanted this on my blog. U MAD? Y U MAD THO? Want. Forever alone. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
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I love when I post something on Tumblr and 2 days...
Way to be ahead of the curve, guys.
RYAN IM JUST KIDDING.
IT’S ALL CLEAR.
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LOL moment of the day
The awesome narcotics prescription my doctor gave me for cramps WAS RECALLED BY THE FDA. The letter came over a month ago but I didn’t open it because it looked like junk mail. Hope I don’t die.
Burlington Liars Club →
A club for liars.
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"I didn't know that if you're throwing up the...
Ladies, have you met the Internet?
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As this show progresses, I find myself wanting to...
“Yeah we usin’ condoms now…in addition to birth control…unfortunately”
FUCK YOU P.O.D. BOYFRIEND.
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Did anyone else feel that moved too quickly?
I think I needed this to be at least an hour.
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The boyfriend is treading on thin ice.
Do not try to argue with your girlfriend when she just aborted your P.O.D. baby. ESPECIALLY if you’re on your way to fucking Red Lobster for a “sorry you had to have an abortion” dinner.
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I feel really bad for this girl. That phone call...
Her boyfriend still looks like he was in POD tho.
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Can I just say that this girl's boyfriend looks...
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Wait this bitch missed her BC shot and didn't use...
AND SHE IS SURPRISED SHES PREGNANT?
Is anyone else watching the "16 and Pregnant"...
BECAUSE I AM. It’s on at 11:30. HURRY.
LIRR promises "near normal" Wednesday commute. →
Well I mean, the snow storm delayed and canceled a bunch of trains….that’s an everyday occurrence for the LIRR.
"No Easy Decision", MTV's special on teen... →
