My dream is to be the next Hayley Williams
I just like, wanna tour and chill with chill dudes. Because, like, music is everything and has changed muh lyfe. In reality, like, I cant really sing…at all. i just wanna be up on stage in front of a band of hot guys so people can look at me.
Things Ryan and I argue about:
- “YOU STOLE MY IDEA FOR A TUMBLR POST” - Who is going to be the 3rd in our threesome? - We like each other too much. - Star Wars. You know, gay stuff.
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I will never pretend that airplanes in the night...
And Im saving all my wishes for my fucking birthday. SO STOP MAKING THIS YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS, YOU IDIOT.
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heyitstoasty-deactivated2010101 asked: lol yeah i guess. but i wasnt trash talking because i said basically all of that last night to him...just without so much of the cursing
heyitstoasty-deactivated2010101 asked: he doesn't have a tumblr lmaoo i was just typing out how i felt yaknow
I just logged into my bank account. I was prepared for some overdraft fees. BUT THERES MAD MONEY IN THERE…OUT OF NO WHERE. I later realize that I set up direct deposit with CBS two weeks ago. Surprise money is the best kind of money.
TOASTY.: ok kewl →
hey hey guess what Jon…fuck you ok! i cannot believe i was SO STUPID to actually like you. you lead me on SO HARD. telling me all this shit about how you like me and just all this really cute stuff retarded girls like me fall for. “uhh…i am not really over my ex like ok i like you as a friend and… PPL IN IRL DNT KNOW ABOUT MY TUMBLR. ID DIE LOL
I need my own reality show.
suburbantragic: veronicathenoseylady: twrex: (via queen-of-everything) Okay, imagine if they put me, you, Amanda, Pilot, Ryan, Spencer, Logan, and a few other tumblrs in a house together in some ridiculous city, with Caity Gee thrown in for drama. Best. Show. Ever. This is a chance for me and Ryan to be Sammi and Ronnie You mean he’ll break up with you? No, no. I mean like, we can...
I need my own reality show.
twrex: (via queen-of-everything) Okay, imagine if they put me, you, Amanda, Pilot, Ryan, Spencer, Logan, and a few other tumblrs in a house together in some ridiculous city, with Caity Gee thrown in for drama. Best. Show. Ever. This is a chance for me and Ryan to be Sammi and Ronnie
WHY IS SET YOUR GOALS BEING USED ON THE JERSEY...
Wouldn't grenades be small girls and landmines be...
twrex: Grenades fit into your hand. Landmines are huge. Is the Situation not an expert on military equipment?
"Did I bang Snookie last night?"
Something you never want to ask yourself.
"Im putting vaseline on my face, im taking my...
-Jwoww THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO BE FRIENDS.
I didnt know the guy from All Time Low was on the...
Ryan, I want to be Ronnie and Sammi for Halloween.
I’ll get into character and get REALLY drunk and we can scream at each other in the middle of the street.
I am going to see Easy A when it comes out.
Judge away, internet.
I really think we’d get along. Seriously. We could go to clubs, I’ll run my mouth and you can fuck bitches up. We’d be a great team. BFF. Think about it. The offer will ALWAYS be on the table. Love, Veronica
MTV, I am DYING. I love you.
Angelina is about to get her weave torn out. Also…what does the taxi driver think…..
LOL ANGELINA SHUT UP.
“WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU LEAVING?”
A pilgrim from the 20's.
Jwoww is not afraid to fuck Angelina up.
hourlonghighatus: If need be. STATEN ISLAND GIRLS ARENT TRASH. TRASH GETS PICKED UP. #JOKEZ
I bet it's really hard to live with someone you...
If I worked for MTV, I'd make Best Coast the...
ANGELINA YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE
GET OUTTA HERE