MAN IN LOUBITONS DRESSED AS MIRANDA PRIESTLY.
MY SPELLING IS ATROCIOUS.
i wish instead of going out and getting candy, people would come to my house and give me candy
Halloween parade tonight
My dad is out of the country so my mom is carrying around his cell phone (in addition to her own) for when our tenants call. I told her she should just have the calls forwarded to her cell phone so that she doesn’t look like a drug dealer.
She asked me where I got that from. I stared at her blankly. She forwarded the calls.
It’s way funnier than I thought it’d be.