March 2012
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February 2012
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I think that snooki is like one of those Russian dolls that you open up and they have a smaller version inside them and there’s like 10 of them. So basically she’s gonna have 10 babies.
Feb 29th
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The Buzzfeed marriage proposal is so cute I want to cry.
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starchildnoodles replied to your post: I am drunk. If I were wearing a dress, I’d be… You would also be saying the N-Word Noodles gets me.
Feb 29th
I am drunk. If I were wearing a dress, I’d be falling out of it.
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“haha men”
– Amanda
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Sometimes I open the notes on a post and I see something and I’m like “Why did you even open the notes, Veronica? Why did you do that? Now you’re upset.” And then I keep scrolling.
Feb 28th
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brendangerous: Here’s the story about Glenn and Charlie, the night crew at the Hofstra student center, that I did for class back in 2008. Basically these two burly dudes work the overnight shift so they can be with their kids during the day while their wives work normal hours. I had frankly forgotten about this until Bryan messaged me about it, it’s extremely rough- complete with an overmodded...
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“I’m like a Jamaican. No worries.”
– An actual thing that someone just said in public. More sangria please.
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“I don’t like hot fruit.”
– An actual thing I just said.
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shutupmexicans asked: youre one of my favorite people in da whole wide w3rld, anon need to shut the fuck up, im mexican i can make a knife out of ANYTHINGGGGGG, fear da nose!
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One of my favorite things about It’s Always Sunny is Dennis & Dee’s casual crack addiction.
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HIMYM’s depiction of long island is perfect.
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How does Mexican food smell like butt hole but taste amazing? How?
Feb 27th
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dontcookbilly asked: Jesus Christ, why do you have so many people that hate you? This is ridiculous.
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No seriously, though. Who the fuck sends that kind of message to a stranger? Or at least I think it’s a stranger? Remember guys, if my plane crashes, I only want Armor For Sleep played at my funeral.
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