March 2012
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Mar 31st
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Im wearing heels tonight. Im a lady now.
Mar 31st
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Kelly and I are watching Failure To Launch and I think I am Zooey Deschanel’s character in this movie. I don’t know how I feel about that.
Mar 31st
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There is nothing worse than pretending someone else is funny.
Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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Listennomorestepsback: Title Fight - Evander
Mar 30th
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Mar 30th
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It’s world cleavage day.
Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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The mega millions jackpot increased to 540 million and im really mad because I’ll have to redo all the commercials for the NY AND NJ Lotto that I made yesterday. -_-
Mar 29th
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Dear NYC friends,
firthofforth: synecdoche: Brendang and I are going to start a wiffle ball league this summer. Like, seriously. We can divide Astoria into two teams but we need more and this is where you come in. Also it’s drunk wiffle ball, obviously. THINGS I’M GOING TO BE INVOLVED IN. I’ll bring sangria! Wineffleball?
Mar 29th
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WatchWatch
Everyone needs to watch this at least once.
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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When I win the mega millions lottery I'm not going...
Mar 29th
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Well, since we're basically at the 1/4 mark of...
thenewhotness: Alicia Silverstone feed Joseph Kony baby bird style during the hunger games while george zimmerman masturbated in the street during the season premier of mad men. Meanwhile, Veronica Mars was crying because Sopa and Pipa Middleton helped Swizz Beatz operate mediafire, which Rick Santorum hates because it’s flaming.  A+
Mar 28th
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What if I got a YOLO tattoo?
Mar 28th
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Listennotforzulu: thenewhotness: Ludacris // Act A...
Mar 28th
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interrobangin replied to your photo: Margaritas for skinny girls. Her sangria is trrrrible. I havent had it. My roommate and I bought this thinking it was just margarita MIX. So the first time we drank it, we added tequila to it. Oops.
Mar 28th
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I have to pee but I'm too lazy to get up.
A novel by Veronica de Souza
Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
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“I hate Brand New.”
– Me, while listening to Brand New. Again.
Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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