March 2012
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Im wearing heels tonight. Im a lady now.
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Kelly and I are watching Failure To Launch and I think I am Zooey Deschanel’s character in this movie. I don’t know how I feel about that.
There is nothing worse than pretending someone else is funny.
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It’s world cleavage day.
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The mega millions jackpot increased to 540 million and im really mad because I’ll have to redo all the commercials for the NY AND NJ Lotto that I made yesterday. -_-
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Dear NYC friends,
firthofforth:
synecdoche:
Brendang and I are going to start a wiffle ball league this summer. Like, seriously. We can divide Astoria into two teams but we need more and this is where you come in. Also it’s drunk wiffle ball, obviously.
THINGS I’M GOING TO BE INVOLVED IN.
I’ll bring sangria!
Wineffleball?
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Everyone needs to watch this at least once.
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When I win the mega millions lottery I'm not going...
Well, since we're basically at the 1/4 mark of...
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Alicia Silverstone feed Joseph Kony baby bird style during the hunger games while george zimmerman masturbated in the street during the season premier of mad men. Meanwhile, Veronica Mars was crying because Sopa and Pipa Middleton helped Swizz Beatz operate mediafire, which Rick Santorum hates because it’s flaming.
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What if I got a YOLO tattoo?
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interrobangin replied to your photo: Margaritas for skinny girls.
Her sangria is trrrrible.
I havent had it. My roommate and I bought this thinking it was just margarita MIX. So the first time we drank it, we added tequila to it. Oops.
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I have to pee but I'm too lazy to get up.
A novel by Veronica de Souza
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I hate Brand New.
– Me, while listening to Brand New. Again.
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