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(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

gyarados:

effington:

imagine someone cutting you off and you slam on ur horn but instead of a beep it’s this

this is seriously the funniest post on this entire god damn website it’s only five seconds long please watch it

And that’s when I took my email out of my Twitter bio!

And that’s when I took my email out of my Twitter bio!

Sometimes 9/11 conspiracy theory jokes do well.

(US Airways tweeted a picture of a model airplane in a vagina to one of their customers)