- EJ: ANYWAY be an adult and buy vodka or something
- Me: vodka?? am i sorority girl?
- EJ: Yes
- Me: Or a mom on vacation?
- EJ: Both
- EJ: Sorority Mom
- EJ: New show on MTV
- Me: omg pitch it
- EJ: "i got pregnant at a frat party, but i'm such a devoted tri-delt that i stayed in school and made those pledges serve as midwives"