When I got home tonight I reached in my bag for my keys but instead found an unopened beer can. After some thinking, I realized it was from a party I had gone to on Thursday. For some reason, I put the unopened beer in my purse and forgot about it…for 4 days.

ALSO this is photo number 666 in my phone. Goodnight.

  1. everythingrhymeswithalcohol reblogged this from heyveronica
  2. dickpicoftheartist said: perpetually finding beer cans and stolen rolls of toilet paper in my purses
  3. danisdapper said: perhaps your purse is tied to someone’s fridge. you should reach in again and see if you could pull out a sandwich.
  4. sopranish said: You are, as ever, an inspiration.
  5. longeaux said: This has happened to me soooo many times
  6. heyveronica posted this