Posts tagged help

Seltzer is like white people’s gasoline.
— A real thought I just had.

Sometimes I open my Google reader
and I see that I have 1000+ unread items
and I freak
out
and close it but then I start to freak out even more
because there are 1000+ things that I haven’t read about
and I go back a
nd start to read
but then I take a tumblr break and

scroll

scroll

scroll

scroll

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Another poem by Veronica de Souza

"Put a Fork In It: 8 Quirky and Convenient Utensils"

A Brit Morin production. Someone please stop this woman.