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Does Clickhole need a part-time tech reporter? Im available.

i just watched the music video for Rude for the first time even though I swore to myself I wouldn’t and now I’m using this voodoo doll to get rid of the band “MAGIC!” and really hoping magic exists.

Beyonce was at Robertas on Sunday, I was there last night

Beyonce and I could have:

Used the same glass
Used the same fork
Used the same plate
Sat in the same chair
Peed in the same bathroom

I already feel the power of the illuminati within me.