~*when u mom*~
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I’m putting these here because I wouldn’t dare put an Instagram filter on Gaudí.
There may be 3,000+ miles between me and my boo for the next few weeks but let me assure you, nothing has changed.
Beyonce was at Robertas on Sunday, I was there last night
Beyonce and I could have:
Used the same glass
Used the same fork
Used the same plate
Sat in the same chair
Peed in the same bathroom
I already feel the power of the illuminati within me.
Good things to do when you are sick:
1) Eat ice cream in bed
2) Repeat until you are not sick
Sometimes 9/11 conspiracy theory jokes do well.
(US Airways tweeted a picture of a model airplane in a vagina to one of their customers)
The best and only office warming party I’ve ever been to.