Gypsy gifts for your gypsy girlfriend. -_-
Posts tagged tales from my inbox
Emails from my mom
What is this nonsense in my inbox?!
Ha! Suckers. My old phone was pretty broken.
Long sleeves for fall means no pants for fall at American Apparel.
My mom sends me bill-related calendar invites.
$7,500 for 10 people to go see Bourdain get “roasted” by Mario Batali. -_-
I won a greencard, guys!
I am instantly against any item of clothing with the word “boyfriend” in the name.
Remember when boyfriend jeans were a thing? Gross.
"I’m just looking for a boyfriend."