email pet peeves:
1) “i wanted to reach out”
2) “i’d like to touch base”
3) “we’re really hoping to push the envelope”
4) “we wanna think outside the box”
5) “just wanted to be on the same page”
I really hate when people unnecessarily open up the emergency exit when leaving the subway station.
Is that necessary? Are you really in such a rush that you need to bust open that door so that awful alarm goes off? There’s like 5 other exits (silent exits) that you can use.
Things I Hate: Sublime fans.
I mean, yeah, we all listen to and enjoy the occasional Sublime song. Nothing wrong with that. But Im talking about hardcore Sublime fans who dictate (on the internet) what the late Bradley Nowell would and wouldn’t have wanted for the band.
If you are arguing with people on the internet over what this man would or would not have wanted then you need to take a step back and evaluate your life. First of all, chances are you don’t (or didn’t) know him. You wear sandals all year round and one of them doubles as a bottle opener.
Please go be chill somewhere and shut up.
Things I Hate: Matt and Kim
No explanation. I don’t need one.
Things I hate: When people touch my back when they need to get by me.
Don’t touch me. I don’t know you. Just say excuse me.
Dear mswilatowska.tumblr.com
Thanks for calling me a cunt bag. That’s really sweet of you. You must not read my blog ever because if you had, you would know how I feel about internet feminists (you).
Its hilarious that you’re “bashing” me for being “cunty” in the cattiest way ever. If you had an issue with my response then you should have said it to me.
I know what the coat hanger means you imbecile. It’s just not something I think needs to be worn. If you have strong feelings about abortion, take action. Don’t wear a silly pin. That’s right, it’s silly.
Go back to ranting on the internet about the injustices in the world but make sure you never take any real action.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a true internet feminist.
I’m wondering…
Does the straight edge “life style” come with the bro-dick attitude or is that just a sick coincidence?
Things I hate: People who want privacy on the internet
What? This thing is called the WORLD WIDE WEB. Does it sound like you get PRIVACY? Thats not a thing on the internet. If you want privacy or want to avoid criticizm of your super duper private, personal thoughts, get a diary and delete your twitter/tumblr account.
Don’t forget that you have a public account on the internet, a network that anyone with a basic connection can access.
Y U MAD THO?
