Posts tagged work

Reasons why I need an intern:

1) To get me drinks when I’m too lazy to get up
2) To bring me home-cooked meals for lunch
3) To tell me I look pretty
4) To run down to the 34th street H&M to get me new tights when I inevitably rip the ones I’m wearing
5) To ask for my advice on their menial college problems

But mostly reasons 1&2. And I also just really like being in charge of people.